Graham,

I'm not sure about the distance your cheese (vegan cheese?) is from your cracker, but it is always great to reflect on the simplicity and practicality that has been lost through fashion. Even the almighty sporran has gone from a very functional BAG to a furry what's-it.

I love the sporran too. The only real complaint I have is the getting in and out to that modern invention, the car. This goes for the kilt too.

Casey