One story for my upcoming book

[Hawk]

First, moderators this is not a solicitation but a short story as to something that happened on Saturday while wearing the Kilt.

On Saturday, a day when I have mostly gone into my work for the day, kilted, a humorous event happened.

I had arrived at my work at the big box hardware store when an event happened which set the humorous tone for the rest of the day. I had walked onto the floor of work, doing my normal assisting customers when a gentleman approached me holding what appeared to be product in his hand. I could tell he needed assistance, and as he stepped up to ask his question he scanned up me noting I was kilted. Holding a few bolts out in his hand he inquired " Do you know where your nuts are?". Suddenly an expression came over his face, a one that showed he had realized what he had just said, and a startled look came upon his face, before I could answer. I simply smiled, put both hands on my hips in a knowing manner, and responded, " Sir, it takes a bold man to ask a Kilted man where his nuts are, and yes sir I DO know where they are, thank you..." . The gentleman broke into such laughter that he started crying, all the while apologizing between his chuckles. I consoled him sharing that I had heard much worse, and that it was fine, all the while taking him to the aisle that contained his needed items. Another humorous story to start my day.

Hawk