The Guys Fabric Shopping Survival Guide

[Lady Grey]

Too funny, I spat tea over the iPad and so so true.
However I love it when an unsuspecting bloke enters the store looking for something to do with camping, work clothing or in one case motorcross.
They have a glazed look, then the ' stunned mullet' look, then they ask for help. The trail of women following him around the store is hysterical... All offering advice! And the number system at the cutting counter... They don't get it.
My local Spotlight Store has an electronics store next to it... It was great to send them in there so you could shop in peace. But.... There was the infamous day that my (now ex) husband came rushing in looking for the car keys. TV, Lawn mower, some router thingy, another thingy me bob, cord thingys, etc, etc, bought by him and he expected them to fit in the car along with my important fabric purchases....Not impressed!
Spotlight have wised up... They now have a cafe in each store, you just leave them there with the paper & a coffee.
I do like the betting idea however