Finally met a member of the Kilt Police... And I wasn't kilted.

[Todd Bradshaw]

I'm happy to know that you gave someone a good (nudge to the ribs) for your response.

Judging by their rather rotund profiles, these gentlemen were likely no strangers to Clan McRib.....or maybe Clan Bratwurst. Clan McRib probably needs a more appropriate tartan than our red and blue one. Maybe something more like this, with the red and yellow representing the golden arches (it's hard to make arches in tartan), tan for the toasty bun, the brown representing the pork patty, white for the onions, and green for the pickles.