Finally met a member of the Kilt Police... And I wasn't kilted.

[Stitchwiz]

Oh my goodness, Alan, best cheer-me-up of the day!! I am quite certain that Brittney's super-powers (over both athletics and the hearts of men) are intrinsically tied to those bloomers! I think I may know a certain future Scottish Backhold Wrestling official that NEEDS a pair of frilly bloomers. Do you suppose they come in turquoise?

Having square and round danced for years, wearing bloomers just like Britt's, I know you can get turquoise. There are lots of dancers in Nevada. Run 'square dance bloomers, reno nevada' in your search engine and you may get a store near you. You will definitely get the names of a few callers. Call one them close to you and they or their wives will tell you where you can buy bloomers.

Good luck with supplying your official with bloomers - can I be a fly on the wall?