Quote Originally Posted by Roderick Powell View Post
OC Richard. I enjoy confusing people, Yesterday I invited a German Lady to join me for breakfast at a Cornish Youth Hostel.

I was wearing my Scottish Kilt. The lady proudly announced. "I understand the English .I do not understand you .You are Scottish."

My response was; "Well, my dear lady, I learnt to speak English at an English Grammar School. Perhaps that is why you do not understand
me." Roderick Powell

Roderick Powell."
Many years ago we were discussing the problems Young foreign visitors face with aggressive males.The German O Pair girl present ment to say
"I can stand up for myself." Instead her reply was " I can support any man." So we called her Girder. Roderick Powell.