Quote Originally Posted by Hamish Sporrano
I am touching wood as I type this - I knew my third hand would come in useful one day!!
Hmmm ... does "wood" mean the same thing in Queen's English as it does in the States? If so, I am shocked by your explicitness. If this raunchy demeanor of yours does not change, I shall be forced to request your removal from this forum!

BTW, how much wood were you touching?