What's your Halloween plan for your kilt?

[Michael Weatherhead]

I plan to wear my sportkilt (Douglas tartan), and sporran. I could go a couple different ways, though. I have a bonnet, I could wear, and have my wife sew me a Jacobite shirt (she's a good seamstress). Wear a plastic sword, and pistol (from my pirate days). Or wear a Scotland t-shirt, that I already have, and one of my many flat caps. Not sure yet. I'm building a haunted Scottish castle, for a church "trunk-or-treat" party. Building two castle towers, which will straddle either side of my utility trailer (at the rear). In between, I'm attaching a front wall, and opening (a curtain will hang in it). The rear trailer ramp will be like a drawbridge. Kids can walk up the drawbridge, enter, into my trailer, where I have a coffin, and various ghouls, a strobe light, and spooky sounds. On each castle tower, I'll have a ghoul. One holding bagpipes, the other, a fiddle. I'll have a second radio, with celtic/celtic rock music blasting from it.