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17th April 16, 06:21 AM
#131
Only mildly off topic...
In May, the O. Henry museum in Austin, TX holds a Pun Competition. Seriously. punoff.com.
Whether I go depunds on how expunsive flights are. Registration is closed for this year. There are no more opunings. Maybe if I go, they can puncil me in.
In for a punny, in for a pound.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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17th April 16, 05:45 PM
#132
I used to play piano by ear, but the headaches were killing me.
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23rd April 16, 07:20 AM
#133
I think this would be easy to prepare. It's a pizza cake. (piece of cake)
 Pizza cake by michael_malone22, on Flickr
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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23rd April 16, 05:12 PM
#134
I think my cholesterol level went up 16 points just looking at that thing. It's a forking nightmare.
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25th April 16, 06:39 AM
#135
No pig puns yet?
This is a porcine of the times.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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25th April 16, 03:18 PM
#136
Fresh from the farm
I’d stop the puns, but I don’t know cow
That last one was sheep
But I’ll milk it
These puns are the worst, barn none
Harvest time reaps up on you
Farm puns are corny
I can do more, just you wheat
Man, you're really tolerant of puns (manure)
The farmer's wife, Ferta, never tells the truth. Ferta lies.
Did I goat you into making your own puns?
If you think these are bad, you don't know the calf of it.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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25th April 16, 04:56 PM
#137
So, we've stooped to animal humor. Well, toucan play at that game.
I could think of a few pig puns, but I didn't want to boar you.
This is becoming ridiculous. It's too easy to take a few sheep shots.
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25th April 16, 05:39 PM
#138
Farm puns are difficult to bring up organically in conversation, but if you don't someone will beet you to it.
Last edited by Mikilt; 25th April 16 at 05:41 PM.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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25th April 16, 06:33 PM
#139
Tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
His Exalted Highness Duke Standard the Pertinacious of Chalmondley by St Peasoup
Member Order of the Dandelion
Per Electum - Non consanguinitam
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25th April 16, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan H
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