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    Mary had a little watch.
    She swallowed it one day.
    She started taking caster oil to pass the time away.

    She kept on taking caster oil
    but the time it wouldn't pass.
    So, if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary's............................................ ........... uncle.
    He's got a watch.

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