Well, I ain't no kiltmaker, but I've helped a few make their car payments.

I've had to learn little things from the ladies who wear skirts. Like sweeping the kilt under my tail end when I sit...think that's been discussed already.

Other thing I had to learn was to squat rather than bend over...its sometimes called the "stewardess squat" rather than the squat you'd do in a gym with weights on your shoulders. Picture in your mind how a female flight attendant "squats" next to a seated passenger...sort of sits on one leg while the other one is forward and bent at the knee. You can also squat like a catcher squats behind the plate.

Its not the kilt length if it looks good when you're standing. Just a matter of learning how to drive a MUG without being arrested.

Ron