I’m having far to much fun to report regularly

- The Barefoot, kilted Pixie is at it again ... and winning
- Ugh... loud Tam-o-Shatner, beer in stubbie holder, shorts and torn Tshirt and Crocs. I’m dying here - but I’m not saying anything about the fashion crimes to the perpetrators.
- Round Three of bouts - Housemate Won his bout! - Pixie went full contact/grappling this time. Unbelievable ! this young lady is incredible, she only lost by a small margin.
- Your intrepid reporter just had a limp around the location...
- It’s lunch time... being Australia the Rotary Sausage Sizzle is the most popular, closely followed by traditional Scottish Fare, at the time of limping past they had sold out of Lorne Sausage & Pork Pies- still lots of haggis available!
- Just saw a lovely Vivienne Westwood style Tartan Skirt.
- Best attire so far is the lovely gentleman in an electric wheelchair with Plaid Trews, Business shirt, Dark Vest that tones and a matching plaid cap!
- However overall I’m a bit disappointed in the woeful lack of Tartan attire of any description.
- I’ve seen nothing of the much lauded Bendigo Tartan.
- 1.30pm - Temperature has hit 30.5 and is still climbing.

- On to round four bouts, accompanied by the Victoria Scottish Pipes & Drums tuning their pipes right next to the contest ring! No bouts starting.
- Far too many European Medieval re-enactors here methinks. No idea why, Although I know how hard it is to organise a major event so I shall give them a pass, the crowd are enjoying it.
- Those pipes really need to go and tune up in the Pipe Band Holding area.
- We’re back to our regular schedule... full grappling! Woo Hoo
- Hysterically funny reference, with body movements to the “nice breeze” by a kilted referee!
- I’ve got the giggles... 6’3” housemate just got his butt whipped by the Pixie inc full grappling. He lost 17-8! It was beautiful... can’t wait for the drive home!