My friends know I am a hopeless eccentric. I have a Ph.D. in Philosophy in Religion, study pastoral paranormal psychology, abnormal psychology, metaphysics, studied cults of all kinds, etc, know all about strange rituals, have studied a great deal on the zombies of Haiti, exorcisms, demonology, you know... WIERD stuff that scares most normal people. I am that creepy wierd guy that knows a little to much about the wrong sorts of things.

Getting a kilt was probably one of the most normal things I have ever done. It's all a matter of perspective. It is probably one of the rare rational acts that I have committed.

I swear, I am normal. It's all the other human beings on this planet that are wierd.