I agree, I wouldn't have been so nice either. A "nice" response from me might have been "If you want to know about what's under my kilt, you at least have to buy me dinner first!" Otherwise you could just keep loudly repeating "why are you interested in my underwear?" (or whatever stronger language you want to use to reference what said underwear might contain). Or perhaps a simple, "Would you like to have a look?"
Here's tae us - / Wha's like us - / Damn few - / And they're a' deid - /
Mair's the pity!
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