Adding to the silliness ('Tis the season)..............

A) How can one tell the difference between a male & female Haggis?

C) Were there 2 Haggis on the Ark? If yes, see 1. Where did Noah, or Mrs. Noah gain that knowledge?

D) Size / weight limit for taking Haggis?

E) Are they an endangered species, or could Haggis make humankind (non-sexist term purposely used) endangered?

F) Is their origin from the primordial swamps of the Tulgey Wood?