Okay then... let's just call them a Formal BearKilt. That's more correct anyway. With the quality of your work, my friend, you can call them whatever in the h_ll you want.

As for getting a trained "Traditional Kiltmaker", you sir are SOOOOO lucky! They're hard to come by over here!! I can only wish you speed in tracking her down!

Atleast you understand the terminology and respect.