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26th March 20, 03:24 PM
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 a little COVID-19 humor
Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, as we restrict ourselves to our homes, we should focus on developing a sense of inner peace. To achieve this, we should strive to finish things we start and embrace more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. Today I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valimunin srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! 
The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
He kens na where the wind comes frae, But he kens fine where its goin'.
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27th March 20, 06:54 PM
#2
Read it to my wife and she said she would follow your example and finish a couple bottles too.
B.D. Marshall
Texas Convener for Clan Keith
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27th March 20, 08:37 PM
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This pandemic has become the Virus of Dad Jokes!
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30th March 20, 10:09 AM
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A touching thought that eats at your heat.
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30th March 20, 11:26 AM
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Double post - couldn’t figure out how to delete.
Last edited by Oday450; 30th March 20 at 11:29 AM.
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7th April 20, 05:26 AM
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Lerds to wive by, ta she brrrrr.
 Originally Posted by lschwartz
Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, as we restrict ourselves to our homes, we should focus on developing a sense of inner peace. To achieve this, we should strive to finish things we start and embrace more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. Today I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valimunin srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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