It is a dark and stormy night, the rain has been lashing down for hours.
The bar door opens and you stand for a moment outlined against the porch light.
If you swagger inside dripping from every pleat and shaking the wet hair from your brow - you are wearing a proper kilt.
Award yourself the beverage of your choice and take a seat by the fire.
Anne the Pleater
I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed."
-- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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