True story. Another Scotsman I.D. joke.

A few years ago I was at a construction site. Was introduced to a Scotsman who was the superintendent of the job. When he heard my name he asked me, "Do you know how to tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to laddie?"

I didn't...so he replied, "Ya reach up underneath his kilt and if you grab ahold of a quarter pounder he's a McDonald."

Ron