Royal Regiment of Scotland Kilt Uniform

[Regimental]

I have to imagine the military has certain *ahem* methods for ensuring the body conforms to standard issue garments.

Yes, certainly if those in charge are doing their jobs there should be markedly less bodily diversity among military kilt wearers than the average population!

I’m tickled by the idea that maybe the main idea of basic training is just to get recruits to fit into their damn kilts properly