Kilt "Passport"

[dana]

I think we're all related to Hamish

The kids are fighting already

dana

[Colin]

Since I have no offspring to inherit my kilts, I imagine the 'Passports' will serve as records of provenance for whichever Museum takes on the entire Kollection!

What are your measurments? I could always use another "uncle" if you need a beneficiary.

Colin,

My measurements are my problem!!

Before I accept your offer of becomming my 'nephew', I should remind you that nephews have to be exceedingly kind to their uncles, and have to be constantly "buttering them up", if they are to have any hope of inheriting. Even then, there is no guarantee that they will be favoured when the time comes.

If you still wish to be considered for the post, please request an application form from: The Estate Office, Castle Hamish, Royal Hamishside, Scotland.

Completed forms, together with a recent photograph and the appropriate fee (non-refundable), must be received by The Estate Office no later than tomorrow afternoon

That's alright Ham, your kilt kollection is likely to small for my big ol' ****. I was never good at "buttering people up" anyway. If you like, we can conduct an interview process at the Gathering for the remaining applicants.

Of course, Rhino says he isn't likely coming, so you may want to lock up that collection, it may be just a rouse to get you out of town.....

[Big Paul]

The Kilt Passport sounds like a great idea!

[Hamish]

Hey! It suddenly looks like I've a family after all. Oi,Oi-Oi! And here I was thinking I was alone in this world. Well, I am sorry, but you all will have to apply - The Estate Office has now been put on panic alert! But don't delay because the completed forms must be received by last Thursday!


Colin:

Of course, Rhino says he isn't likely coming, so you may want to lock up that collection, it may be just a rouse to get you out of town.....

Hmmmn, that had already crossed my mind but, strange as it seems, I actually trust my pal, Rhino. In any case, the Kilt Kollection will be going to a secure Kilt Kennels for safe keeping and loving care whilst I am away. Apart from a couple of pairs of worn out shoes, the house will be empty!