Storing a great kilt

[The Tartan Sparky]

What is the best way to store a great kilt? Simply folded, or rolled up?

[Jock Scot]

"Storing a great kilt."




Are you ready for this?

Are you really ready for this?

Are you really sure that you are ready for this?

Are you absolutely sure that you are really sure that you are really sure for this?







I heard and saw this on a train yesterday.







Ready?



Are you sure that you are ready?



You have been warned!

A chap unknown to me was wearing a great kilt--------a very unusual sight------ and his traditionally dressed kilted friends were giving their friend a hard time over his attire --------all in good fun I hasten to add. However the punch line was devastating.



"The best best thing that you can do, Jimmy , is dig a deep hole and bury that b------- thing deep, and then forget where you put it!"

The whole carriage erupted in laughter! The poor lad couldn't help but laugh too! Thank goodness, as I was expecting WW3 to break out!


Scottish humour can be devastatingly harsh sometimes.