Some "visionary" with little else to do, and obviously too much free funds, has developed something for the kilt-wearing man. It doesn't necessarily help with the... um... end of the problem that we're addressing here, but it's interesting.

It seems that there's a problem with the dirt and grit being whisked-up the kilts with the winds. This small, granular material (apparently) is collecting in areas that are sensitive. Click the link to see the solution that someone came-up with.

The Willy Brush