Periodically you see those kilt aprons up for sale on ebay. I have one that I wear when I'm cleaning or doing other "dirty-work" around the museum.

People usually get a kick out of seeing me in it. Something about this big manly man in a skirt, wearing an apron, sweeping and dusting I guess.... lol...

BTW, if you are ever bidding for one of those on Ebay, I don't know how they size the darn things, but I got a Medium. At 6'3" with a 38" waist, it fits me just perfect and completely covers the front apron of my kilt.

Aye,
Matt