Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Breecher
Anyway, tonight two comments stood out: one girl give me her phone number with a very provocative remark on a piece of paper. Second, we give out comment cards with the checks, and one of the questions is "What should we add to the menu?" The answer on one card was, "The man in the kilt."
Good Lord, man! When are you gonna listen to us?!

We've told you... and told you. Do NOT wear your fishnet kilt to work!