Quote Originally Posted by seamus
... this girl i know comes up, makes some comment that i didnt hear, and proceeds to LIFT UP THE BACK OF MY KILT. suffice to say, lads, i wouldnt disappoint the marines with my sense of decorum. so she cried, terribly flustered and red in the face, "why arent you wearing anything under there??" and i said, calmly, "the real question is, why are you lifting up my kilt? you should know better."
Well done, lad! Being cool in such circumstances is a good test of one's fortitude.