Gentlemen,
I am pleased to read your responses to my mini tirade posted earlier in this thread.
You do bring up a difficult question... "What do you do when a "Lady" lifts your kilt?" Obviously physical response (other than preventing the lift in the first place) is not appropriate. A string of demeaning epithets would be almost as bad.
How about a forceful "I demand an apology!" ? It may not be as satisfying as most of us would like it to be, but I think it would certainly throw cold water on the merriment, and send the message that lifting the kilt is unwelcome.

Here is my challenge to you all. I Know there are enough intelligent men on this site to come up with an appropriate and dignified response to this pnenomenon. How about the lasses on this site - I would dearly value your input to this thread. Help us guys out here.
I look forward to reading what you have to share.

Cheers