Quote Originally Posted by bjcustard
I had a simple idea one night at the pub...

"Can I see what's under your kilt?"

"Can I see what's under your dress first?"

Even intoxicated... she had no reply... just walked away confused...

while I wouldn't actually SAY such a thing - I have oft thought it.

For the life of me, I fail to understand why there is such a fascination for what lies beneath the kilt.
Is is because of all those silly Scottish songs on the topic?

A few weeks ago a woman (not a lady) in the market insisted I 'give her a flash', she repeated the demand several times before I warned her that she would soon taste the wrath of my wife (who was standing nearby).

Last hogmanay our pipe band was playing in the centre of a hall, a drunk lass actually crawled along the floor to look up the pipe majors' kilt!!

When you're piping away like that, there's not a thing you can do, unless you're at the end of a set when the PM lifts his foot to indicate a finish (then lower the foot on the lassies fingers)