Since I currently don't have a wife, and don't always have a female companion with me, I've told women they will have to come home with me to find out. That usually ends the converstion. If they want to come home with me, well... that hasn't happened yet.

I have also learned from first hand intoxicated eperience that "show me yours, I'll show you mine" is an open invitation to a disaster, because I too have had that bluff called before. I mean if they'll lift their shirt for beads, is there any limit to what they might do if asked?

Thanks Bear, I'm putting "Your man should control you better" into my sporran o' clever reparte's.