I rather not see the Kilt to go mainstream.

Imagine this:

1. Kilts being worn Hip Hop Style.
2. YOur favourite Tartan may be out of fashion in 12 short months
3. Duct Tape Kilts become fashionable in the redneck world
4. There will be more cases of wardrobe malfunction during the Superbowl half time show
5. Cranky scots are going to march the streets and ask people to boycott the new kilts
6. Tartan Day will no longer be special
7. Ladies will stop being curious on what we wear under our kilts
8. There will no more Kilts Night or free Guinness at the Doolin's
9. Hamish will no longer be the man with the most kilts
10. Michael Jackson in a Kilt.