I just noticed that Jimmy had the same reaction as I -- 'Pogue mo Thóin!' -- this is Gaelic for 'Kiss my ****!'

Jimmy, if you want a shirt that says it on the back, I just saw some for sale on St Patrick's Day at the Rí-Rá Irish pub in Bethesda, MD -- their annual St Paddy's Day shirt. They may have some left -- check it out -- their web site is http://www.rira.com/locations/bethesda/index.php . They have an Atlantic City location too, which is probably closer to you -- http://www.rira.com/locations/atlanticcity/index.php . I expect they would mail one to you if they have any left. They were $15.

Slàinte gu soírraidh!

P.S. -- It was just the slogan -- nothing about the kilt!