HA!

Turn about is fair play, David!!! You keep popping those sporrans in front of our faces, and we're in the same boat!

Do I REALLY need another sporran? Probably not.
Does THAT sporran look really cool? Oh yah!
Am I going to wind-up spending more? Well... duh.

Now you know what it's like to be us!

HI. My name is Jim, and I have no will power either.