My name is Lester. I bought, in the last 2 weeks, 1 stillwater kilt, my first pair of flashes, and my second pair of hose. Oh, and a clan Lamont fridge magnet. But before that I had will power and it was almost a year since I bought anything. I was jonesing bad.

I think every kiltmaker should have a raffle. Kiltmaker's pick your charity, put a kilt up for the prize, and I'll certainly buy a $10 ticket. You get the tax deduction!