lol man, I can only imagine all the fun I would have working there.

"dum dum dum oooohhh Michael! Lets push his de-fib!"

or

"I bet I can make Steve Tyler twitch more than any other Starjack!"
"oh yea? you dont stand a chance against me and my Mick Jagger!"

Side-note: This may be part of the reason I will never be the democratically elected ruler of any nation on earth... (eyes non-democratic countries with glee )