I dunno...

I notice that my kilt gains a funk after a while. A stinky smelly funk. I fart. A lot. I have a medical condition that causes me to fart like a hippopotamus after a Southern Baptist Baked Bean Dinner.

I can hang my kilt in front of an open window in my apartment and behold... Next day, there is still the dreadful kilt funk.

How does one keep the dreaded kilt funk out of their pleats?

I tried a little Fabreeze, but it ran away wimpering. Tossing my kilts into the washer is the only thing that seems to help.

BTW, don't listen to my wife. Her claims of me blowing out and lifting my own pleats with a powerful blast are utter fabrication.