I thought Febreeze worked on everything -- but I guess I stand corrected!

There's a product advertised on TV called Zero Odor, which says it will eliminate even skunk odor (they claim scientific proof), by binding to the 'stink' molecules and altering them chemically. I assume they mean it changes the thiols. They advertise Zero Odor for pet odors, but I'm sure your wives would consider you to be their 'pets' (in the most affectionate way, of course!). It's only sold online, at http://www.zeroodorpet.com/. They say it's completely safe and non-toxic. If you try it, let me know how it works! If it's good, I'll recommend it to any of my customers with similar worries.