Quote Originally Posted by Kiltbear
Oh gawd help me!
Ok, Ill bite (again)
One bronze pahleeze and to keep the girls happy make this one 28 inches long so my derrriere is covered. They reckon when I come down the stairs they have to avert their eyes in case they see anything. As if. To quote an oft used phrase....its like a penis, only smalller. I want one and I want it now. Stuff you, i come first cos Im impotent (sorry, Important). Well? Where is it then???
Gawd will not help you, but I will. Matching sporran and flashes? Well it's private message time again to firm up the deal. In the meantime give the girls sunglasses. and maybe it's time we get them into leather too!