Quote Originally Posted by Kilt Wilter
I had an older woman, some biddy old blue hair, stop and look at me on the sidewalk. My wife was there. She stared at me for a moment, made a puckered nasty face, and said to me "Have fun in hell PERVERT!" I think it was because I was kilted or something. I never did exactly find out why she felt that way. Something about me offended her.
Those are the times you wish you could speak Latin. Imagine her face if you'd started spouting Latin, occasionally spitting, howling, and flicking your tongue at her.