Quote Originally Posted by jfellrath
I like that response. I should pull out my harmonica and do the same thing. That is one question I do get on occasion, as I'm sure I don't have to tell anyone. Any time you can confuse 'em, they're more likely to leave you alone.
Well here is one that is PG-13.

Yesterday at the convenience store the lady standing in front of me in line makes the ***-umption that I play bagpipes.

Her: "You playing today?"
Me; "No, working."
Her: (confused) "Oh? What do you do for a living where you would have to wear a kilt?"
Me: "Oh, I breed sheep." (a lot of good responses start out this way)
Her: "I don't understand. Why would you wear a kilt as a sheep breeder?"
(he shoots... he SCORES!!!)
Me: "Well you see, it's a lot easier to chase after them when they get away with your kilt up than with your pants down."

Her brain went into complete meltdown trying to figure out if I was serious or not. She left the store very quickly after that.