Back to Lee's original definition of a kilt check, Thursday night I go the a sneak preview of the movie "Serenity". One 20 something girl looks at me and says, "There's a guy in a kilt. I love it." Then she and about 10 others actually clap for me. Anyway, the place is packed and as I'm looking for a seat one of the girls (not sure if it was the original one or not) says I can sit in her lap. The only response I could give was, "I don't think my wife would approve."

The movie is great BTW.
Adam