so i wore a freedom kilt to the bar

[Alan H]

I trudge through life utterly and completely oblivious to essentially all of this. I also figure that at my age, none of the women I know give a horses behind about me in that manner, the girls at at school would contact their attourney.... or their shrink.... if the idea crossed anyone's mind, and while the kilt is great fun, absolutely NONE of it is even if one-hundredth of one percent serious.