My wife really irratated me the other night. She asked if I could teach her to be evasive.

She claims that it takes ten questions for her to get an answer. That is because I long ago learned that I should answer the question asked and let her ask for more information as needed. If I answer in full detail, I get nailed for being a long winded lecturerer.

It's a no win situation, cause when I ask her a question that could be answered in a dozen words or less, she answers of five minutes.

That's life.