Quote Originally Posted by arrogcow
So this afternoon I stop in to a Wal-Mart (I know I hate them too, but sometimes you just have to go there). I'm in line and the cashier says, "That's a cool looking kilt." I way thanks, and then she asks, "Are you a Druid?"

Just had to share.

Adam
I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."