Weird questions

[Archangel]

kilt had a lot of red in it, right?

[davedove]

I can understand linking the kilt to the Druids, both Celtic. But I'm having a hard time with the communist question. Unless this individual somehow links communists to everything outside the societal norm.

[bubba]

That has to be the weirdest thing I've heard of this year. Communist???

[Alan H]

Ihad someone ask me if I was an IRA supporter, once. The communist thing, though.....that's a good one.

[Dreadbelly]

Ihad someone ask me if I was an IRA supporter, once. The communist thing, though.....that's a good one.

I have had the IRA question as well.

[Galant]

Communist Druids? Who'd a thunk it?

As for just being called communist, this might not be PC but I think it's logical - Communist = Left, Left = Liberal, Liberal = erosion of societal standards, Erosion = Men in women's clothing, ie. man in skirt.

[Dreadbelly]

Communist Druids? Who'd a thunk it?

As for just being called communist, this might not be PC but I think it's logical - Communist = Left, Left = Liberal, Liberal = erosion of societal standards, Erosion = Men in women's clothing, ie. man in skirt.

**Holds head** That... That makes my head hurt.

[Riverkilt]

Yikes Adam...

I know Cincinnati can be an "unusual" town...but....

Those kind of questions normally come out of the mouths of people with schizophrenia who are having a bad day....or tweakers on methamphetamine who its impossible to tell apart from someone with a schizophrenic break going on.

Best answer is something equally bizzare along the lines of, "No, I'm Robin Hood." and keep on walking. Another good one is, "No, I'm Adolph Hitler's granddaughter."

Anything to get them to pause and process your message while you move on with just a little extra swing in your kilt.

Ron

[Oldhiker]

yes, of course kilted men are communist..... sharing the wealth with the masses of women. (wink wink nudge nudge)

[bear]

It must be somethig in the air.
Yesterday, while waiting for Ham 'n Dave at the airport, two flight attendants in their fifties walked by.
"Well, you must be a wrestler!" said one.
I stopped and looked at her to make sure she was talking to me.
"Wrestler?" I asked.
"I just thought that because of your skirt."
I blinked once, then bent slightly, assumed a wrestler's pose and said, "That's it! Two falls out of three!"
They got a good laugh out of it.