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    Dreadbelly is offline Membership Revoked for repeated rule violations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bear@bearkilts.com
    It must be somethig in the air.
    Yesterday, while waiting for Ham 'n Dave at the airport, two flight attendants in their fifties walked by.
    "Well, you must be a wrestler!" said one.
    I stopped and looked at her to make sure she was talking to me.
    "Wrestler?" I asked.
    "I just thought that because of your skirt."
    I blinked once, then bent slightly, assumed a wrestler's pose and said, "That's it! Two falls out of three!"
    They got a good laugh out of it.
    I have that said to me as well. Followed up with "Rowdy Roddy Piper did it first."

    Do I LOOK like a wrestler?

    Er, don't answer that.

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    Perhaps it was that hammer and sickle you were carrying...

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    I think stupid questions like that should be answered with Blu's signature:
    "No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night"

    Of course, in answer to the "Are you a communist" question, a simple "Nyet" might suffice.
    Last edited by Jerry; 1st August 05 at 12:16 PM.
    "A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
    Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.

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    Tops me today, all I got was "Is that a religous thing?"
    David

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Thornton View Post
    Tops me today, all I got was "Is that a religous thing?"
    David
    Yes. Jesus never wore pants.

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