Weird questions

[Dreadbelly]

It must be somethig in the air.
Yesterday, while waiting for Ham 'n Dave at the airport, two flight attendants in their fifties walked by.
"Well, you must be a wrestler!" said one.
I stopped and looked at her to make sure she was talking to me.
"Wrestler?" I asked.
"I just thought that because of your skirt."
I blinked once, then bent slightly, assumed a wrestler's pose and said, "That's it! Two falls out of three!"
They got a good laugh out of it.

I have that said to me as well. Followed up with "Rowdy Roddy Piper did it first."

Do I LOOK like a wrestler?

Er, don't answer that.

[Streetcar]

Perhaps it was that hammer and sickle you were carrying...

[Jerry]

I think stupid questions like that should be answered with Blu's signature:
"No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night"

Of course, in answer to the "Are you a communist" question, a simple "Nyet" might suffice.

[David Thornton]

Tops me today, all I got was "Is that a religous thing?"
David

[Coemgen]

Tops me today, all I got was "Is that a religous thing?"
David

Yes. Jesus never wore pants.