Kilts as stress reducers? Hmmmm..
First, the drug companies start complaining to the FDA.
The FDA puts kilts on the controlled substances list. It becomes against the law to buy, sell,make, or possess a kilt.
Kilts become available on the underground black market, making them more enticing to own because of their outlaw status.
Grassroots lobbying will make kilts available by a doctor's prescription.
Insurance companies will be forced to pay for our kilts!!
(Of course, the kilts will cost $4,000. Or $250 in Canada)