Quote Originally Posted by arycogre
The first co-worker (male) who outright asked what I was wearing under my kilt got the following response: "While the typical response to that question is humorous; at work I'll just mention that if you were to ask a female co-worker what they were wearing under their skirt you'd probably be in the manager's office right now."
Great, great answer! And still pretty humorous. :grin:

Just so you know, you could make it totally all-purpose and say, "If you were to ask a co-worker what they were wearing under their clothes you'd probably be in the manager's office right now." Remind the womenfolk we can be sexist tools, too!