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    Smile Can you play 'over the hills and far away'?........

    Excellent joke Dreadbelly ! I remeber being told at school that one definition of a Scottish Gentleman, is, one who knows how to play the bagpipes - but doesn't...

    Apologies to all pipers.

    Frank

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    Oops

    Apologies to Sav for mistakenly crediting his joke. I'll use preview next time.

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    I love the pipes...but I do love the joke about them too..such as:

    What's the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?


    You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline!

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    Or:

    Q: Why do pipers march while they play?
















    A: They are trying to get away from the noise.

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    this is from some music company:
    difference between bagpipes and onions?

    nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank
    Apologies to Sav for mistakenly crediting his joke. I'll use preview next time.
    I actually thought you were giving credit to Dreadbelly for his comment that "Those are some rude neighbors." That joke was just as good as the original joke.

    Kevin

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    I really think this whole thread is hilarious! But then again I do have a strange sense of humor, I hang around you guys (he says with that cheshire grin)
    Glen McGuire

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    The Irish gave the Scots bagpipes as a joke ..... and they still don't get it.

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