A little off the topic..but wanted to relate an experience with the "are you Scottish" line. I was at my aunt's house prior to going to my Mom's funeral. I get my Scot and Irish ancestory from my Mom's side of the family. I was wearing my kilt and a cousin (also from Mom's side of the family) who I had not seen in quite a number of years said, "I see you're wearing a kilt. Are you part Scot?" I thought my uncle was gonna crap himself.