Oh my God Dave!

Someone had the GAUL to yell "Fritos" at you?

You should have run them down and pummeled them within an inch of their life! Nobody... but NOBODY... is going to insult me like that, especially when I'm most definately a baked nacho chip kind of guy. That's just wrong!

He'll learn the error of his ways when his arteries clog from all that excess grease and oil. That little b#stard!!!!!!!!!

There's a lot of jack-holes out there buddy. Write them off as ignorant and just move on. One day, they'll be in the middle of a situation where their stupidity will get them "nailed"... and then maybe they'll learn.